The five stages of coming to terms with JavaScript

The five stages of coming to terms with JavaScript are:

1. Denial: “I won’t need this language.”
2. Anger: “Why does the web have to be so popular?”
3. Bargaining: “OK, at least let me compile a reasonable language to JavaScript.”
4. Depression: “Programming is not for me, I’ll pursue a career in masonry, like I always wanted.”
5. Acceptance: “I can’t fight it, I may as well prepare for it.”