@johnnypixel, paraphrased:
var apocalypse = Date.now();@adomas_s:
<html> <head><meta name="Author" content="Schindler"></head> <body> <ol> <li>...</li> </ol> </body> </html>@adomas_s, paraphrased:
setTimeout(wakeUpInHospital, 60*60*24*28)@andybolton, paraphrased:
do { var today = new Date("Feb 2, 06:00"); } while (true);@einarwh, paraphrased:
var gigawatts = 1.21;@chrismdp, paraphrased:
to(1/0 && 1/0 + 1)@rauschma, inspired by an idea of @tomsulston’s:
"use theforce";@stupler:
deadPeople.visible = true;@arialdomartini:
dumb && ++dumb@rodrigoy:
new Dream(new Dream(new Dream(new Dream())));@rauschma, inspired by an idea of @qwghlm’s:
var name = { first: "James", last: "Bond" }; "last, first last".replace(/[a-z]+/g, function (x) { return name[x]; })@lawrencedo99
while (false) { say("never again"); }@rauschma:
while(you.sleeping()) { }@rauschma:
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